Tailgating Is Small D*ck Behavior Bumper Sticker, Funny Car Decal, Funny Bumper Sticker, Snarky Tailgating Sticker
$7.00
🚗 Back Off, Buddy—Tailgating Is Small Dick Behavior.
Stop the tailgater nonsense with this bold and cheeky decal that says it loud and proud. Add it to your ride (or laptop, window, cooler) and let them know they’re playing with fire (and tiny carrots).
Product Specs:
📏 Durable vinyl decal—hardy as heck for rain, sun, and road grime
🛠 Weather-resistant & fade-proof—stays fresh mile after mile
📐 Size: ~7.5 × 3.75″ —big enough to be seen, not obnoxious
🎯 Easy-peel adhesive—won’t ghost when you remove it
Why You’ll Love It:
Makes a perfect gift for folks with a sense of humor (or shady drivers)
Ships free from Edgewater, FL with $35+ order – mix & match and save
Air hockey? Nope. All sales final—so hit me up if you've got questions before pulling the trigger.
How to Apply:
- Clean the surface with isopropyl alcohol
- Peel the backing
- Stick it on and press out bubbles
- Let it mingle with your bumper, laptop, or cooler!
All sales final — have a question? Just ask!
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